Showing posts with label Funny Item. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Item. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

LMAO!

So I hope naked pictures of little boys don't affend anyone, because I can't help but post this! Easton just loves bath time...obviously!


Thursday, August 27, 2009

Random Thoughts of the Day....

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions.

That's enough Nickelback.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

The letters T and G are very close to each other on the keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

Was learning cursive really necessary?

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

What would happen if I hired 2 private investigators to follow each other?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5...pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem...

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we be friends after this?'

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dangit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

Why is school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Oh the things that entertain us...


Hope everyone enjoyed their holidays! We sure did, but they came and went way too fast!! We enjoyed spending time with family, going to a few movies, playing games, and of course eating lots of yummy food!


Tyler and I had asked for a laptop from my parents for Christmas, and we just picked one out yesterday. I love it! When we opened it up we noticed that it has a webcam and lets us take these very funny ugly pics!












I promise we were laughing so hard at little Eastons faces! Poor baby!





Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Simpsonized

Tyler, my husband, is pretty humorous if you ask me, sometimes he has that kid at heart thing about him. I didn't quit realize that until I was introduced to these bad boys when we were dating!




To be honest my first impression when he asked if I wanted to wear them was pretty questionable, I had that sort of look of disgust on my face. But after putting them on and strutting around in them I loved them, they are pretty comfy too! And I absolutely love the reactions people give him, a 22 year old man in little boy slippers!